Make 'em laugh, make 'em smile! Ring the New Year in - in style.
Whether it is a bawdy romp, wry sci-fi, comic crime or piercing satire you're after - this is the group giveaway for you. Tickle your tonsils with 25 of the finest funny writers all willing to give their goods away for FREE.
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Wed, White and Blue
Wed, White and Blue Sarah Eakin
Being born gay in the heart of the Baptist south was already going to be tough, but while taking his clients from drab to fab on a daily basis was a breeze, stylist Sterling Johnson found it much harder to make life easy on himself. With a clunker of a car, an elderly mother seeking comfort in her Pinot Grigio and a miniscule dating pool, Sterling felt his life was spiraling downward. The arrival of a handsome Brit in the small southern horsey town of Oakville turns Sterling’s already upside down world on its head. Charlie is everything he ever wanted in a man – hot, stylish, sophisticated and needing to get married…but to a girl. Wedding plans unfold with Sterling at the heart of the affair.
Dirty Barry
Dirty Barry Mark Farrer
The first casualty of adultery is … the tooth!
Nuance... subtlety... subtext?
Wrong author, pal. This is Scotland, not Narnia.
There's a bad guy - you won't like him at all (the clue's in the title) and he gets what's coming to him. The fun is watching the comedy and misunderstandings that lead up to it... and the cast of characters who inhabit the story.
Cullen is an offbeat loner with a highly individual sense of right and wrong.
Barry Sullivan is a sordid dentist who resorts to blackmail to keep his string of married women compliant. But now Cullen has toothache - and a very different interpretation of the dental code of practice.
The Tartan Hiaasen strikes again with a tale that roars along, and will have you roaring along with it!
Nuance... subtlety... subtext?
Wrong author, pal. This is Scotland, not Narnia.
There's a bad guy - you won't like him at all (the clue's in the title) and he gets what's coming to him. The fun is watching the comedy and misunderstandings that lead up to it... and the cast of characters who inhabit the story.
Cullen is an offbeat loner with a highly individual sense of right and wrong.
Barry Sullivan is a sordid dentist who resorts to blackmail to keep his string of married women compliant. But now Cullen has toothache - and a very different interpretation of the dental code of practice.
The Tartan Hiaasen strikes again with a tale that roars along, and will have you roaring along with it!
Shish-Ka-Bob, A Peculiar Meats Mystery
Shish-Ka-Bob, A Peculiar Meats Mystery Rachel Ellyn
This is the first day of the full Cozy Culinary Mystery, Shish-Ka-Bob.
Barbara Shari Hunt, nee Dunn, or Babe as she was known to everyone-at least everyone back in Kansas City where all these names meant something in her social standing-couldn't help but smile broadly at the man she has loved all her life. Well, twenty-eight of her forty-nine years. And loved him so damned much, she gave up everything she cherished to follow him on his dream, retiring early to pursue the World Class Bar-B-Que Championship-and that included selling their award-winning Edwardian home in Brookside to move forty miles south to the country. Now, what was she going to do with her life?
Barbara Shari Hunt, nee Dunn, or Babe as she was known to everyone-at least everyone back in Kansas City where all these names meant something in her social standing-couldn't help but smile broadly at the man she has loved all her life. Well, twenty-eight of her forty-nine years. And loved him so damned much, she gave up everything she cherished to follow him on his dream, retiring early to pursue the World Class Bar-B-Que Championship-and that included selling their award-winning Edwardian home in Brookside to move forty miles south to the country. Now, what was she going to do with her life?
The Case of the Exploding Luck Pumpkin: Casin...
The Case of the Exploding Luck Pumpkin: Casino Witch Mystery Short Story Nikki Haverstock
The Case of the Exploding Luck Pumpkin
Vanessa is home in Rambler, Nevada for the biggest holiday of the magical calendar, Halloween and some time off from her mage training. When the traditional Luck Pumpkin disappears prior to the party, Vanessa makes a bet that she can find it. What’s at stake? Only midnight’s kiss with a handsome man! She will have to out navigate spells gone awry, slippery desserts and an exploding pumpkin if she wants to win the bet.
Vanessa is home in Rambler, Nevada for the biggest holiday of the magical calendar, Halloween and some time off from her mage training. When the traditional Luck Pumpkin disappears prior to the party, Vanessa makes a bet that she can find it. What’s at stake? Only midnight’s kiss with a handsome man! She will have to out navigate spells gone awry, slippery desserts and an exploding pumpkin if she wants to win the bet.
Nowhere News
Stare Me Down - A Workplace Romance
Stare Me Down - A Workplace Romance joanie Pariera
Danita D’Angelo is a young, successful, working-class professional. When she gets noticed for the wrong reasons, by a hot young co-worker with a playboy reputation, she’s more than flattered, but common sense tells her to stay away. Soon, Danita is working harder at keeping this man at bay than at anything else! With a looming milestone, a hundred women, Daniel Rake’s motivations for pursuing Danita with a passionate determination seem obvious. Danita is appalled when people begin referring to her as ‘potential Miss. Ninety-Seven’. However, she soon learns that all is not what it seems.
‘Stare Me Down’ is an SA Romance everyone can enjoy!
‘Stare Me Down’ is an SA Romance everyone can enjoy!
Back Roads & Hat Check
Loving Wood: A Silicon Valley Romance
Loving Wood: A Silicon Valley Romance David Stone
"LOVE IN A TIME OF TECH"
After suffering one too many heartbreaks, Tassie Collins goes into hiding. She perfects a frumpy appearance and cool demeanor to keep men at a distance, even her secret crush, successful and brilliant tech entrepreneur Daniel Wood. When her family convinces her to reevaluate her ban on men, Tassie decides to give love one last chance. No more hiding her true self from the world, or Daniel.
Daniel Wood has everything he ever wanted out of life - a successful career, prestige, money - except for love. He always felt a strong attraction to Tassie despite her attempts to disguise her beauty and ignore his existence.
When Tassie suddenly reappears transformed, sparks fly, but not due to appearances. Inner beauty is what counts...
After suffering one too many heartbreaks, Tassie Collins goes into hiding. She perfects a frumpy appearance and cool demeanor to keep men at a distance, even her secret crush, successful and brilliant tech entrepreneur Daniel Wood. When her family convinces her to reevaluate her ban on men, Tassie decides to give love one last chance. No more hiding her true self from the world, or Daniel.
Daniel Wood has everything he ever wanted out of life - a successful career, prestige, money - except for love. He always felt a strong attraction to Tassie despite her attempts to disguise her beauty and ignore his existence.
When Tassie suddenly reappears transformed, sparks fly, but not due to appearances. Inner beauty is what counts...
Sounds very intriguing. Can't wait to read it.
Wow! Great to read about a couple who are willing to take some chances to get their lives back on track.
Can't wait.
David Stone is such a great writer!
The Magic Money Tree
The Magic Money Tree Karl Woodhouse
Think you can use magic to get rich quick? Well think again.
Aaron dreams of being rich, but he knows little about finance. When a passing stranger makes him an offer that sounds too good to be true, Aaron starts down a path that could leave him and his sister, Lily, destitute.
Can Lily catch the con man and stop Aaron from squandering all their savings on a scam? Can Aaron learn from his mistakes and discover the real key to a wealthy future?
This delightful, illustrated poem tells the cautionary tale of a humble market trader, Aaron, who falls for a con man’s trick and risks losing it all, but is saved by his sister and some great advice about the magic of compound interest.
Pick up The Magic Money Tree today to uncover the true secret to wealth.
Aaron dreams of being rich, but he knows little about finance. When a passing stranger makes him an offer that sounds too good to be true, Aaron starts down a path that could leave him and his sister, Lily, destitute.
Can Lily catch the con man and stop Aaron from squandering all their savings on a scam? Can Aaron learn from his mistakes and discover the real key to a wealthy future?
This delightful, illustrated poem tells the cautionary tale of a humble market trader, Aaron, who falls for a con man’s trick and risks losing it all, but is saved by his sister and some great advice about the magic of compound interest.
Pick up The Magic Money Tree today to uncover the true secret to wealth.
MEAT MARKET
MEAT MARKET Rob Radcliffe
MEAT MARKET
Reluctant Lothario
Unsociable Chameleon
Newly Single
Left jobless, womanless, and even dogless, Greg finds himself at a crossroads in his life. Fortunately, Greg's best mate Stu has come to the rescue. Now it's Stu's job to lead Greg down the path of enlightenment, where woman swarm by their hundreds and will pay for Greg's company. Welcome to the Meat Market, where everything has a price, even love.
Reluctant Lothario
Unsociable Chameleon
Newly Single
Left jobless, womanless, and even dogless, Greg finds himself at a crossroads in his life. Fortunately, Greg's best mate Stu has come to the rescue. Now it's Stu's job to lead Greg down the path of enlightenment, where woman swarm by their hundreds and will pay for Greg's company. Welcome to the Meat Market, where everything has a price, even love.
Coed Demon Sluts: BETH
Discontinued Attraction
Discontinued Attraction C.A. Huggins
Introducing your parents to the person you are dating is always nerve-racking.
What if they dislike each other?
What if your parents think they are not right for you?
But in the year 2030, what happens when your parents disapprove that you are dating a robot?
What if they dislike each other?
What if your parents think they are not right for you?
But in the year 2030, what happens when your parents disapprove that you are dating a robot?
Mid Life Backpacker - The Travel Diaries of J...
Mid Life Backpacker - The Travel Diaries of John Dot: Margate Kevin Kelly
A midlife calamity. A last-chance retreat. He’s packed all of his emotional baggage…
John Dot’s life is falling apart at the seams, much like the waistband of his trousers. As a 47-year-old bogged down by gloomy moods and irrational fears, he’s a perfect fit for the drab British seaside. But with a long-suffering girlfriend who’s way out of his league, John knows his only chance to keep her is by trying something drastic…
The Travel Diaries of John Dot: Margate is the hilarious first installment of the Mid Life Backpacker series, a set of comedic travel novels. If you like dry British humor, dark journeys of the soul, and travelogues with a twist, then you’ll love Kevin Kelly’s coastal confessional.
Download the book to embark on a comedic midlife crisis today!
John Dot’s life is falling apart at the seams, much like the waistband of his trousers. As a 47-year-old bogged down by gloomy moods and irrational fears, he’s a perfect fit for the drab British seaside. But with a long-suffering girlfriend who’s way out of his league, John knows his only chance to keep her is by trying something drastic…
The Travel Diaries of John Dot: Margate is the hilarious first installment of the Mid Life Backpacker series, a set of comedic travel novels. If you like dry British humor, dark journeys of the soul, and travelogues with a twist, then you’ll love Kevin Kelly’s coastal confessional.
Download the book to embark on a comedic midlife crisis today!
The Singer and the Charlatan
Ten Thousand Gods Episode 1
Ten Thousand Gods Episode 1 Jim Hodgson
In this darkly funny book, we find out what would happen if the gods walked among mortals. Which gods? All gods. All religions. At the same time. But there aren't just religious gods. Oh no. There are also gods of things that people do religiously. Swimming? God. Bowling? God. Atheism? ...actually, yes!
Phineas Sealby is a deity beat reporter at the Atlanta Record. His heart-felt reporting style puts him in a bad position with his publisher, who is also his girlfriend's dad. If he has any hope of keeping his job and the love of his life, he must contact and interview the one god no one has seen yet.
The god has to exist. He just has to. And Phineas has to find him. There's just one problem: that god is Satan. Come along on a paradoxical, bizarre journey literally to Hell and back with p
Phineas Sealby is a deity beat reporter at the Atlanta Record. His heart-felt reporting style puts him in a bad position with his publisher, who is also his girlfriend's dad. If he has any hope of keeping his job and the love of his life, he must contact and interview the one god no one has seen yet.
The god has to exist. He just has to. And Phineas has to find him. There's just one problem: that god is Satan. Come along on a paradoxical, bizarre journey literally to Hell and back with p
Ace Tucker Space Trucker (Preview)
Ace Tucker Space Trucker (Preview) James R. Tramontana
Can a dimwitted trucker, a Russian cyborg chimp, a KFC cashier and a talking Basset hound help Elvis Presley defeat an evil time-traveling alien hellbent on destroying the galaxy?
Ace Tucker is a man who was raised in outer space and taught how to be human by a Russian cyborg chimpanzee. Ace earns a living as a rock-and-roll roadie and cargo hauler for the greatest band in the galaxy, Mustache Supernova. His world is turned upside down the night he meets Elvis Presley, the very not-dead King of Rock ‘n’ Roll. When Ace saves Elvis from an alien assassin he must travel to Memphis, Tennessee to restore Presley’s health. But things are not what they seem at Elvis’s pastoral home, Graceland. There, Ace makes a discovery that has the power to shape the future (and potentially undo the past).
Ace Tucker is a man who was raised in outer space and taught how to be human by a Russian cyborg chimpanzee. Ace earns a living as a rock-and-roll roadie and cargo hauler for the greatest band in the galaxy, Mustache Supernova. His world is turned upside down the night he meets Elvis Presley, the very not-dead King of Rock ‘n’ Roll. When Ace saves Elvis from an alien assassin he must travel to Memphis, Tennessee to restore Presley’s health. But things are not what they seem at Elvis’s pastoral home, Graceland. There, Ace makes a discovery that has the power to shape the future (and potentially undo the past).
Now there's a cover that's designed to send me on my merry way to Valhalla! Great title, and an even better youtube unicorn death rock anthem. Keep up the brilliantly insane work.
I just love this cover! Great concept too. Can’t wait to get my hands on this book!
Polly! (Preview)
Polly! (Preview) Stephen Goldin
"Blasphemous...highly offensive"...and VERY funny! Meeting Polly is an adventure where you’ll discover: why snowmen can’t dance; a scene from a previously unseen Marx Brothers movie; the Three Laws of Thermodynamics; and the secret of the universe. Oh, and also the recipe for the perfect peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Just remember: Nothing's ever hopeless unless you lose all hope
Great title!
I'm honored to be able to include Nebula Finalist Stephen Goldin's Scavenger Hunt in my "select few" Group Giveaway. This vintage classic channels Barbarella while dishing out such delightfully diva-esque dialogue as "I'd turn positively green with envy, except then I'd clash with my own gown, so of course I won't" and "I've had three husbands since then... No, don't ask me what their names were, darling, I'm not an almanac..."
Toonopolis: Gemini