It’s taken six long months of bitchin’… I mean persuading, but Heidi’s finally agreed to let me have a body of my own. So, it’s back into the Lady Bug Express and off to West Virginia, but this time we’re avoiding the crazy Aunties and heading straight for Asscrack. Zelda, the next Baba Yaga and Almighty Shifter Wanker has agreed to help. She plans to yank me outta Heidi and shove me into a fresh new body before the next full moon. Then it’s bingo bango, Lola’s gonna get her groove on.
Time is running out, my fur coat is nowhere to be found and all I can think about is jumping that Hunky Hellhound’s bones….again. Hades help us, who does a girl have to kill to get a quad shot, no foam, caramel macchiato in this one- horse town?