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LOVING this book! The cover is perfect too!
Adorable schoolteacher witch story! You have to read this!
I think this is the best cover ever! I would pick this book up and read it just for that reason. It already alludes to the hilarity to come between the pages.
I downloaded this book as something to read over my lunch break and completely fell in love! I found the characers so wonderful and believable. The world-building is just amazing! I definitely will be looking up the rest of the Womby's School for Wayward Witches books!
Just think if that was possible? This story has so much exciting potential when it comes to 'what-if' scenarios. Add the sci-fi element to a thrilling romance, I believe this book has every ingredient needed for a great book.<br /> All the best.
You can't beat a good witch story, and as a fan of them, this one rocks, and should be an essential part of your reading collection. Grab it today!
love your cover!
Sarina Dorie's The Memory Thief is perhaps not all that probable, but a fun romp through an off-world steampunk romance with fascinatingly elaborate plotting.
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Too Ghoul for School
Witches, ghouls, and mind readers—oh my! Murder and mystery abound in this supernatural novel.
Vega Bloodmire has no problem with the label “villainous witch,” though she draws the line at being called a self-centered hag. Life isn’t easy being twenty-two, drop-dead gorgeous, and the most fashionable witch in all the land—especially while working as an intern teacher at a magical boarding school.
Just when Vega thinks she has student teaching figured out, she is framed for murder. Worse yet, she fears she might have revealed her darkest secret—one so awful she will be shunned by Witchkin society even if she can prove her innocence.
Vega needs to find the true culprit behind this crime in order to save her reputation—and her life.
Clean, cozy, no sex or swearing, PG 13—perfectly fine for teens or grandmas who like paranormal mysteries at magical boarding academies.
Too Ghoul for School--First three chapters
Witches, ghouls, and mind readers—oh my! Murder and mystery abound in this supernatural novel.
Vega Bloodmire has no problem with the label “villainous witch,” though she draws the line at being called a self-centered hag. Life isn’t easy being twenty-two, drop-dead gorgeous, and the most fashionable witch in all the land—especially while working as an intern teacher at a magical boarding school.
Just when Vega thinks she has student teaching figured out, she is framed for murder. Worse yet, she fears she might have revealed her darkest secret—one so awful she will be shunned by Witchkin society even if she can prove her innocence.
Vega needs to find the true culprit behind this crime in order to save her reputation—and her life.
Clean, cozy, no sex or swearing.
Tardy Bells and Witches' Spells PREVIEW: Womby's School for Wayward Witches
Nerdy high school outcast, CLARISSA LAWRENCE, has always felt like she didn’t belong in this world. More than anything, she wants magic to be real—and not just because she’s obsessed with Harry Potter and tries to go to Narnia by reading fantasy novels in her wardrobe. Yet, when she stumbles upon real magic, and fairy tales come true, she doesn’t expect to be the evil villain in her own story.
Clarissa learns she’s descended from an evil witch and is destined to kill her older sister. When she meets a cute boy who offers to train her in magic, she must make a choice. She can have a safe, normal life and no harm will come to anyone. Or she can choose magic and risk everything and everyone she loves in order to be what she’s always known she was meant to be . . . a wicked witch.
Interstellar Tech Support: A Short Funny Story
A man experiencing technical difficulties in space while under alien attack is made worse by the service provider that is supposed to aid him with his futuristic technology. Will he survive aliens—and tech support? This is a quick and funny read.
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Personal Ads for Witches
In Tardy Bells and Witches’ Spells, Clarissa Lawrence is asked to fill out an intake form by a recruiting agent for Womby’s School for Wayward Witches. Later she finds this form in Hex-Ed and in later books when she works as a teacher at the magical boarding school she gets to assist with recruiting.
Thirteen Ways to Tell if You Are a Witch is a short quiz you can take if you are like Clarissa and your owl never came with your acceptance letter to a magical boarding school.
Witches Gone Wicked PREVIEW: a book in Womby's School for Wayward Witches
You think you know the world of magical boarding schools? Not from a teacher’s perspective at a school for at risk youth.
Like any twenty-two-year-old who grew up obsessed with fantasy novels, Clarissa Lawrence expects all her Harry Potter fantasies to come true when she is invited to teach at a school for witches.
As if being the new “arts and crafts” teacher isn’t hard enough at a school for juvenile delinquent witches, budget cuts are just as severe in the magic community, administrators are as unrealistic in their expectations of teachers, and the job is a hazard if the students find out you can’t actually do magic.
As if this isn’t enough pressure, she has to figure out why teachers are mysteriously disappearing. If she doesn’t, she might be next.
Tardy Bells and Witches' Spells
Most of us have faced the fact that an owl will never come with our acceptance letter to Hogwarts. Find out what this teen does to take matters into her own hands.
Nerdy high school outcast, Clarissa Lawrence, has always felt like she didn't belong in this world. More than anything, she wants magic to be real. Yet, when she stumbles upon real magic, and fairy tales come true, she doesn't expect to be the evil villain in her own story.
She must make a choice. She can have a normal life and no harm will come to anyone. Or she can choose magic and risk everything and everyone she loves in order to be what she’s always known she was meant to be . . . a wicked witch.
Blackboard Galaxy: A Funny Short Story
A teacher who has always wanted to teach in space finally gets her dream job at an intergalactic academy teaching aliens. Now that Ms. Brewer is living her dream, she must find ways to discipline students besides eating them, as that is the standard protocol among alien teachers. Classroom management techniques become a life or death situation when Ms. Brewer realizes students can literally explode.
This is a quick read and a funny short story.
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Ghosts, Werewolves and Zombies—Oh My! A Collection of Funny Short Stories
These stories contain randy vampires, naughty necromancers and ghouls who just want to have fun. This quirky collection gathers the funniest fantasy and weirdest paranormal stories written by award winning author, Sarina Dorie. Included in this book of treats are stories previously published in magazines such as:
Putting the Romance Back into Necromancy
Five Tips for Outsmarting Satan—and Your Students
Bite Me
Zombie Psychology
Night of the Living Deadcrumbs
A Ghost’s Guide to Haunting Humans
In all, there are seventeen tales to transport you to another world and tickle your funny bone.
Eels for Heels
After a Black Friday fiasco at Prada, Kerstin has been cursed by a wicked sea witch and now suffers from a bad case of eel feet. Only if she can change her vain and shallow ways AND find true love before turning thirty, her curse will be lifted.
Fairies, Robots and Unicorns--Oh, My! A Collection of Funny Short Stories
Adult Warning: These stories contain randy robots, naughty fairies and lawyers who fantasize about Star Trek. This quirky collection gathers the funniest fantasy and weirdest science fiction stories written by award winning author, Sarina Dorie. Included in this book of treats are previously published stories such as:
Debbie Does Delta Draconis
Eels for Heels
Roborotica
The Optimist Police
Lady Chatterley’s Computer
In all, there are seventeen tales to transport you to another world and tickle your funny bone.
The Memory Thief
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Steampunk. Mystery. Romance. She will do anything to retrieve her memories, even if it means crossing the galaxy. . . .
Felicity is betrothed to a British noble of rank and fortune. Her life should be perfect. Yet she will never achieve happiness—until her memories have been returned by the man who stole them.
In pursuit of her past, Felicity returns to an alien planet. Her only hope for finding answers about her mysterious past is performing the Jomon courtship ritual of memory exchange. Only when she learns to let go of her fears can she learn the secrets that may aid in the freedom of the Jomon people—and herself.
Hedgewitchin' in the Kitchen: Thirteen Magical Recipes with Bonus Story: The Witch's Familiar
Abigail MacQuillan Lawrence left the Unseen Realm for a normal life among mortals. When her daughter is injured, she returns to the land she rejected to care for her daughter. While there, she seeks answers to remedy her black cat, Lucifer, and is faced with the consequences of the past she left behind.
When Lucifer disappears, Abigail combines her talents of urban hedgewitching and kitchen alchemy as she puts her skills to the ultimate test to cook up a recipe to save her cat and put her conscience to rest for her past.
Included in this book are thirteen recipes of Clarissa Lawrence’s favorite foods mentioned in the Womby’s series and Abigail Lawrence’s hedgewitching tips for a modern witch.
It is a fun standalone novel in the Womby's Series World.
Dear Jezzy: Love Advice for Paranormals
Dear Jezzy is a quick read made up of a collection of love advice columns sent to a slightly immoral immortal.
Included in this short read are: I Dream of Djinn, Love Advice for a Shape Shifter, The Trouble with Trolls, Sleepless in the Underworld, and Oni You.
